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pinochlequeen) wrote2025-07-12 03:44 pm
pinochlequeen) wrote2025-07-12 03:44 pm
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darla duvall, age 60.
Darla is a glamorous former pageant queen from Savannah, Georgia, who now works part-time as a real estate agent (mostly to flirt with contractors). She’s been married four times, insists she’s only 49, and has a boudoir filled with scented candles and leopard-print sheets. A true romantic with a scandalous streak, she still writes poetry about her “gentleman callers” and has a perfume line she sells at local boutiques.
Darla is a glamorous former pageant queen from Savannah, Georgia, who now works part-time as a real estate agent (mostly to flirt with contractors). She’s been married four times, insists she’s only 49, and has a boudoir filled with scented candles and leopard-print sheets. A true romantic with a scandalous streak, she still writes poetry about her “gentleman callers” and has a perfume line she sells at local boutiques.